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PINS PLACED

Place Your Pin
FOR JUST £1

The most pointless subscription service on the internet

Join 2 dreamers on the map. It's pointless. It's £1/month.

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JUST £1/MONTH

Seriously. That's it. No tricks, no hidden fees, no small print written in microscopic font.

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GLOBAL VISIBILITY

Your pin appears on our public map for everyone to see. Forever. (Or until Stripe dies)

100% POINTLESS

No real value. No productivity boost. Just pure, unadulterated digital footprint fun.

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PINS
£1
PER MONTH
POINTLESSNESS
0
USEFULNESS

"I honestly don't know why anyone would pay for this, but here we are."

— The Developer, probably